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Valhalla Rising (2009)


Angarak

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Watched the trailer for it and it looked like it could have been like 13th Warrior viking-esque, so bought it for a tenner and discovered that the trailer (all 2 minutes of it) is better than the film!

 

There are about 150 words said throughout the entire film, and about 1 minutes worth of action, the rest is all arty-farty moody close-ups of one of the ten cast members in this awful excuse for a movie that is full of annoying music.

 

This is by far the worst waste of one and a half hours of my life, its worse than ANY Steven Seagal movie....any!!!!

 

For the love of god (or an alternative deity), do yourself a favour and find something better to do than watch this crock of sh**, paint a wall and watch it dry, or invite the local Jehovas witnesses into your house for a chat...they're both better options than watching this film.

 

All of the reviewers who gave this more than 1 out of 5 must have been high on smack.

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LMAO!!!

 

when i seen the cover i thought hmm i will try that thought it was going to be massive battles with the romans or something judging by the front cover, put it on and what a pile of pooooop it was in scotland and there was no battle at all the front cover made it look amazing! indeed waste of time and money!

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