DanGX Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Wow, expect some kind of Transgender jokes to come your way. Any hole is a goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill1308 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Not mine... someone sent me this is a joke a while ago though, thought it was quite amusing Man : Want to play the rape game? Woman : No! Man : That's the spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I once got asked did I go to Uni...no what A levels you got... and with that she went uhhhuhhh and walked off. I tried to hunt that girl down all night after that I wanted to know the point of the conversation, problem was I couldnt remember what she looked like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonytotheB Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Some women like intelligence. Not that having a degree makes you intelligent these days. Most Universities give them away for 3 years of pissing about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Not mine... someone sent me this is a joke a while ago though, thought it was quite amusing Man : Want to play the rape game? Woman : No! Man : That's the spirit Its not rape if you yell "Surprise!" first.....Fact ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackin_n_bashin Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 If I buy you a gin, will you show me what you pi££ with! Only works in Doncaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 If I buy you a gin, will you show me what you pi££ with! Only works in Doncaster And Eyemouth. And Cockburnspath. And Duns. And Coldingham. But not St. Abbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 If I buy you a gin, will you show me what you pi££ with! Only works in Doncaster I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Was in Ibiza a few years back when I met a girl on the dance floor, danced for a bit then she jumped on me wrapped her legs round my waist and split her skirt, couldnt help but say " I have a needle and thread back at mine" Job done I miss Ibiza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackin_n_bashin Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I don't get it. Fancy a gin sometime?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Fancy a gin sometime?! I'd never say no to gin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I tried.... Fancy a fuck??? No!!! Well do you mind lying down while I have one? or ohhhhhhhhhhhhh look over there..........*thwack* mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie82 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I tried.... Fancy a fuck??? No!!! Well do you mind lying down while I have one? or ohhhhhhhhhhhhh look over there..........*thwack* mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. fancy a fuck allways done me well in newcastle, didnt work well down south tried it 5 times, after 4 slaps and a kick in the balls i had to try bullshiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Don't be shy, show us your pie:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I would pm Charlotte nicely about the pack as she deals with them There's a membership pack??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Girl I know your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day long! Fresh Prince for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraP-Z Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Not mine... someone sent me this is a joke a while ago though, thought it was quite amusing Man : Want to play the rape game? Woman : No! Man : That's the spirit had to read that one twice before it clicked! still reading it and still laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MV8 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Worked a treat in thailand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Super-Smooth-Dan: 'Xcuse me miss, do you wash you underwear with Windex?' Victim: 'What? Why?!?' Super-Smooth-Dan: 'Because I can see myself in your knickers!' 'Woo!' *slap x2* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Animal - "I bet you a drink I can guess the size of your tits without touching them" Luckless Bint - "No way" Animal, groping at said tits - "You're right - what're you drinking" Also, having a sign saying "Free Moustasche Rides" never worked either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 A workmate told me this one today; "I've got a magic watch that tells me that you've got no knickers on". "Well actually I have so......:rolleyes:" "Oh, sorry, it's five minutes fast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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