Charlotte Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Just a tiny amount. It suits you It really made me laugh though, because I'm not exactly subtle about my eyeshadow - or at least I wasn't on that night.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 She asked: "tripped over a tree lately??" My response: "WTF?!!?" She replied: "then how about a root??" Now keep in mind that this was in Australia... it was only about 2-3 days later that I found out "root" = shag....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Get your rat out............ Never works but might just be because i'm an ugly f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I was once poked really hard in the lower back, in a TJI Friday while standing at a video quiz machine. I think it was a girl's thumb anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "your mummy asked me to pick you up - She in the van waiting for you." Works a teat for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 All I can say is what a bunch of old romantics you lot are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I was once poked really hard in the lower back, in a TJI Friday while standing at a video quiz machine. I think it was a girl's thumb anyway! Probably David Icke just pleased to see you and enjoying all your money you send him, no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Works a teat for me. Deliberate spelling mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I was once poked really hard in the lower back, in a TJI Friday while standing at a video quiz machine. I think it was a girl's thumb anyway! It was "Tutankhamun" Reincarnated as an Reptillian Jew God sent down to take over the world, he thought he'd try his chances at 2010 procreation in TGI fridays. Perhaps the shellsuit wasnt your thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Deliberate spelling mistake? no,.. but I'm quite happy the way its turned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Probably David Icke just pleased to see you and enjoying all your money you send him, no doubt Damnit, I could have got his autograph! Speaking of sending people money, where's my membership pack? I filled in the address weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Damnit, I could have got his autograph! Speaking of sending people money, where's my membership pack? I filled in the address weeks ago. I would pm Charlotte nicely about the pack as she deals with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 It was "Tutankhamun" Reincarnated as an Reptillian Jew God sent down to take over the world, he thought he'd try his chances at 2010 procreation in TGI fridays. Perhaps the shellsuit wasnt your thing. Tut, Tut, Tut! I never turned around actually. I knew who it was but I was too annoyed by the pain to have been able to respond positively anyway, so I thought "Why bother?" A female friend once told me that women sometimes do this to avoid looking like 'sluts' infront of their friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I would pm Charlotte nicely about the pack as she deals with them Cheers! I'll be on my bestest behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin.starr Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Are you going to buy me another pint or what what the hell are you on about Because when i saw you i dropped mine. Some times it works some times you just get told to $£&^ off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 My favourite is, "You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?!!" I haven't tried it yet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 My favourite is, "You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?!!" I haven't tried it yet though. Would work wonders in Chatham Kent, only prob you will have a lot to choose from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Would work wonders in Chatham Kent, only prob you will have a lot to choose from I'm on my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I'm on my way! Head for Casinos- Fri and Sat night are good. My last boyfriend use to take me there, seem to always take me to the nicest of places, guess thats why we are no together anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Not trying to be an attention whore here but a woman once gave me a Reflexology foot massage after a couple of dates but she did it for a living and charged me £10 as a "Gift to me as it was normally £20". We'd already established that it probably wasn't going to be more than friends but she asked for a glass of water and on the way into the kitchen, deliberately brushed her hand across the table where my clothes were randomly plonked after a wash, knocking a sock onto the floor and slowly bending down, revealing her thong above her jeans. I was behind her and saw how contrived it was and couldn't believe that she'd be so insulting as to assume that I would think that she'd done it by accident. How could I respond to it? I just pretended not to notice and she looked at me in disappointment and said that she was ready to go home. She later admitted on the phone that she was waiting for me to make a move but FFS, she charged me! Have fun with that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 You should have made a move, then when you were conkers deep you should have stopped and asked her how much extra it was for "greek." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 You should have made a move, then when you were conkers deep you should have stopped and asked her how much extra it was for "greek." Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 You should have made a move, then when you were conkers deep you should have stopped and asked her how much extra it was for "greek." Yep, what a missed opportunity! I don't think that she'd have taken it very well though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I think my favourite is... DanGX: Hey! don't you work at Subway? Victim: Erm, what? Why? DanGX: Because you just gave me footlong! Woo! *slap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I think my favourite is... DanGX: Hey! don't you work at Subway? Victim: Erm, what? Why? DanGX: Because you just gave me footlong! Woo! *slap* Wow, expect some kind of Transgender jokes to come your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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