Axle Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Tonight i had a lady ask - 'Are they really your eyes'? My tired mind translated it as - 'She is insinuating whether your eyes are attached to their sockets'. More of a back breaker agreed. So had me thinking, what are the worst apparent 'ice breakers' you have personally had bestowed on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadeS Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I like to say: Nice trainers... wanna shag? It does work... not always but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "Don't make a sound, and I won't hurt you" is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "Don't make a sound, and I won't hurt you" is a good one. My personal favourite has always been "show is yer beaver" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Grab your coat love.....i've got a knife ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossco Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I once had a lass give me a peice of paper with "smile if you want me to kiss you" written on it. She was a bit of a minger so obviously when I unfolded the paper I burst out laughing. She took this as a good sign and dived straight in there. It was awkward to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I once said to a twin in a pub "Are you you or your brother?" as i knew one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samueltastic Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 grab your coat love.....i've got a knife ! does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 This face leaves in 5 minutes, be on it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Can you catch? Because there's 2 balls coming your way! I used to comment on how they look, I was a bit smooth back then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I once said to a twin in a pub "Are you you or your brother?" as i knew one of them did it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I sometimes use "Your eyes are like spanners because when i see them my nuts tighten up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supra-T Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Can you catch? Because there's 2 balls coming your way! I used to comment on how they look, I was a bit smooth back then! Smooth Botox balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcvites69 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Pink or Brown luv ? works wonders lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil-NA Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Get your rat out............ Never works but might just be because i'm an ugly f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdistc Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I fondly remember crossing the road, with a mate, from where I'd parked the Supra to the pub, and having a quite good looking girl hang out of the window of her friend's car to yell at me "I'll fuck you for a ride in your car!" as she drove past. Strangely enough though... she didn't stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "Show us where yer sh*t from love" is a good one. I do have one that I have used to repel a girl on a few occasions, but they aren't suitable for the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil-NA Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "Show us where yer sh*t from love" is a good one. I do have one that I have used to repel a girl on a few occasions, but they aren't suitable for the board. Do tell. I'm sure we can get this moved to NWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 How much then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "You're wearing eyeshadow aren't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Just a tiny amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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