CJ Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 WOMEN'S ENGLISH: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = Hell no. We need = I want. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. You're so .... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like. MEN'S ENGLISH: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take you to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt T Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Hehehe, the thing is, its soooo true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sakura Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 The man stuff is so true! The woman stuff doesn't sound like me at all. Maybe I'm a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Great , thats so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris aka fonz Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 this post just cost me a slap across the back of my head ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 So many are absolutely true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Nice one (translation: nice one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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