Rob Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 More people are killed by cocanuts falling from trees than shark attacks. There are more english speaking people in china than in the USA. Imagine how annoyed you'd be if you survived a shark attack, dragged yourself up onto the beach only to have a coconut fall on your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Imagine how annoyed you'd be if you survived a shark attack, dragged yourself up onto the beach only to have a coconut fall on your head. Especially if it was a Chinese beach and the fuckers didn't speak English. R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 About 85% Of All Plant Life Is In The Oceans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 I know that because I'm a Prawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Especially if it was a Chinese beach and the fuckers didn't speak English. R lmfao, thats made my day Talk about timing Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 ..There are more english speaking people in china than in the USA. there are more spanish-speaking people in the USA than there are in Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerotop Dave Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 On average 40 people are killed in the UK each year putting their trousers on. I reduce my chances by wearing a skirt at the weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 On average 40 people are killed in the UK each year putting their trousers on. ....as the husband walks in through the bedroom door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Horses can't be sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Pecans are the only food that doesn't have to be treatedor dehydrated when astronauts take them into space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 A HIPPO CAN OPEN IT'S MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH TO FIT A 4 FOOT CHILD INSIDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris aka fonz Posted June 6, 2005 Author Share Posted June 6, 2005 This is all good stuff im pushing all the important stuff out of my head and filling it with all this usefull knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 This is all good stuff im pushing all the important stuff out of my head and filling it with all this usefull knowledge. LOL, me too To day at work I spontaneously quoted one of the above facts without provocation and everybody looked at me strangely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Elephants can't jump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Captain James T. Kirk never said "Beam me up , Scotty". Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam". James Cagney never said "You dirty rat". and Mae West never said "Come up and see me some time" I feed my dogs chocolate at times!!! Unlike europe, most 'chocolate' sold in this country doesn't actually contain much real chocolate. You can still kill a dog with UK chocky but you'd need quite a lot of it. Probably cheaper to bash Rover over the head with a cricket bat. you cant lick ur elbow.... http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7151/elbow8jn.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Unlike europe, most 'chocolate' sold in this country doesn't actually contain much real chocolate. You can still kill a dog with UK chocky but you'd need quite a lot of it. Probably cheaper to bash Rover over the head with a cricket bat. And Jakes dog could probably eat a Cadbury's van without even being sick Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Some schizophrenics fall into a 'catatonic stupor'. This means that they will freeze in one position, sometimes for so long that their fingers and toes will start turning blue/black. Attempting to move someone in this condition may result in: (a) stubborn resistance to being moved (b) a violent attack © 'waxy flexibility' (he/she can be 'posed' like a shop mannequin). Edited for spelling - the shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Attempting to move someone in this condition may result in: (a) stubborn resistance to being moved (b) a violent attack © 'waxy flexibility' (he/she can be 'posed' like a shop mannekin). Wow! That'd be worth the risk just to see if you could get them to do a camp stance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Fitness nutcase Jack Lalanne celebrated each birthday with a special age-defying and barmy feat: At 41, he swam from Alcatraz to Fisherman's Wharf (notoriously difficult in itself) wearing handcuffs At 60, he repeated this, but added shackles to the handcuffs and towed a 1,000 lb boat, too. At 70, again handcuffed, he towed 70 boats holding a total of 70 people for 1.5 miles across Long Beach harbour The last one was broadcast live on ABC, others appeared on the long-running 'Jack LaLanne show'. He was planning on celebrating his recent 90th birthday with a 26 mile underwater swim until his wife threatened to divorce him if he tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagman Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 if you come from mexico you are mexican,if you come from germany you are german,etc etc for all countries except the ivory coast -they dont have one- (nope not even coasters can be used) they just come from the ivory coast!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 if you come from mexico you are mexican,if you come from germany you are german,etc etc for all countries except the ivory coast -they dont have one- (nope not even coasters can be used) they just come from the ivory coast!!!!! Apparently, they're called 'Ivorians', both by themselves and others. e.g. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4016387.stm I wonder if that means that when Ghana was the 'Gold Coast', the inhabitants were 'Goldians'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Fitness nutcase Jack Lalanne celebrated each birthday with a special age-defying and barmy feat: At 41, he swam from Alcatraz to Fisherman's Wharf (notoriously difficult in itself) wearing handcuffs At 60, he repeated this, but added shackles to the handcuffs and towed a 1,000 lb boat, too. At 70, again handcuffed, he towed 70 boats holding a total of 70 people for 1.5 miles across Long Beach harbour The last one was broadcast live on ABC, others appeared on the long-running 'Jack LaLanne show'. He was planning on celebrating his recent 90th birthday with a 26 mile underwater swim until his wife threatened to divorce him if he tried. The nutter should try it with a ball and chain attached to each ankle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 The nutter should try it with a ball and chain attached to each ankle Sounds like he's already got one around his neck. R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerotop Dave Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 © 'waxy flexibility' (he/she can be 'posed' like a shop mannequin). Hmmm, be quite handy to have a girlfriend like that, especially when combined with a copy of the Karma Sutra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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