hloiday storys and adventures thread.

[dr_jekyll]

hi everybody.

 

having just returned from possible the most epic holiday with the lads ever ( i know you all missed me ) i now have some great maemorys and stories that will be told many times in the next few years and will allways make me smile .

 

so to all you party animals out there, do you have and "epic tales" of past holdays? if so id love to hese them as if they are anything like what i have witness over the last week im sure theyle make me laugh

[Geo]

well start us off dude?

[dr_jekyll]

ok, i didnt want to as i didnt want it to be a " listen to my storys" thread but ill sart with this one .

 

after a heavy nite of drinking we are heading back to out holtel and a mate of mine, who will remain nameless has been getting on pretty well with a nice looking bird , so he peels off towards her room with big smile on his face, "NICE one son" we think.

 

so about 20 mins later he falls through the door not looking too happy, "whats wrong" i ask ?

 

now i THAUGHT he said " she called me a wa&k*r and threw me out. so i jus let it go and went to sleep.

 

the next day when we were all slighlty more conscience he refused to come down to the pool. "why" i asked .

 

"i told you last nite" he said

 

"so what she called you a wnk($r you tryed you faild , it happens" i said

 

NOOO he rplies, i got impatient and started without here. she caught me and threw me out. he never said she called him a wa&ker, he said she caught him wanki*g

 

[sHOCK][/sHOCK]

 

at this point i was no longer on my feet but curled up in a ball in a laughin fit. i went down to the pool and sure enough she had told pretty much every fit bird at the complex.

 

absolutly priceless :)

[Animal]

Brilliant

 

Me and my mate pulled a couple of lasses on Mad Sunday, TT 96. We were already quite messy as it was, having caned the best part of 24 cans each, these girls took us off to Bushy's and proceeded to buy us Whiskey.

 

My mate spent the night talking to some random guy in the pub and ignored his girl and I got taken out to the park Unfortunately, she'd plied me with too much milk of amnesia and I was quite incapable of doing anything remotely fun

 

Now, she was quite a sturdy lass and my mates back at the b&b got woken up by her knocking on the window with me over her shoulder, saying "I've broken him - you can have him back"

 

Still causes a few laughs when it get's remembered.

 

 

 

 

Also, on a trip to Amsterdam, the same mate went to the red light district, picked a nice looking chinese girl and asked how much. Unfortunately, due to her accent, he mistook "15 minutes" for "50 minutes", and got really upset when she told him 'time up' before he'd finished, lol.

[TLicense]

I was in Bushy's on that very day. Small world eh?

Only time I've been to the TT. Brilliant time, highly recommend it!

[stevie_b]

Like the story Animal! I have an image of a biker chick giving you a fireman's lift as if you were a small sack of spuds!

[Digsy]

having just returned from possible the most epic holiday with the lads ever... i now have some great maemorys

 

:scare:Never get drunk with a bunch of plastic surgeons, that's what I always say.

[Havard]

I've never been on a hloiday.....

[T2 MSW]

I've never been on a hloiday.....

 

Ahhhhh . . . Lol

[j_jza80]

I'll keep this short;

 

- Mates stag do

- drunk

- Rode a giant robotic arm while shouting get your rat out rather loudly, repeatedly

- I *may* have touched his ball sack with my tongue for a bet (drink)

- forced myself on stage during some live music, stolen the microphone and proceded to make some odd noises

- Met a couple, pushed him in a swimming pool within 1/2 an hour, phone, wallet and all (which he was actually OK with)

- Jumped in the pool myself, fully clothed

- Got a taxi back, alone, without my wallet or phone. Almost got beaten up by a Bulgarian taxi driver

[dr_jekyll]

I'll keep this short;

 

- Mates stag do

- drunk

- Rode a giant robotic arm while shouting get your rat out rather loudly, repeatedly

- I *may* have touched his ball sack with my tongue for a bet (drink)

- forced myself on stage during some live music, stolen the microphone and proceded to make some odd noises

- Met a couple, pushed him in a swimming pool within 1/2 an hour, phone, wallet and all (which he was actually OK with)

- Jumped in the pool myself, fully clothed

- Got a taxi back, alone, without my wallet or phone. Almost got beaten up by a Bulgarian taxi driver

 

sounds like you were with us lol

[Gaz6002]

Let's see...

 

I got kidnapped twice in Thailand within one week.

I dislocated my arm in Canada while bowling (badly) on my friend's stag do. On video.

I once ate a bible.

I threw my mate in a bush because he pissed in my bath. Then I shaved half his hair off.

 

There are plenty more. Most are NSFW though.

[Brazil]

Was driving from North Texas to Louisiana in my M3 3yrs ago, I stopped in Dallas to break the trip up thinking it would be wise to get some rest before driving a further 8hrs. But it was Saturday night..! Wishfull thinking lol

 

I found myself at a club in downtown Dallas it had 3 or 4 floors the top floor MTV were hosting a Party, I felt like a total loner so I bought my self a bottle of Dom P. to keep me company. I then put on the Aviators and made my way to the top balcony which looked down at the dance floor. There were 3 sets of security barriers, but they did not think twice to stop the dude with a bottle of Dom P. wearing aviators in a night club....hahah:search:

 

There were 2 balconies on the top floor, the fist one were all the promoters, sponsors reps journalists and off course groupies..! lol The second one there were only the presenters male and female and the camera man, every so often a journalist would pop in. Not even the groupies were allowed there..! Well I spent 30mins shooting the shit with the promoters and then somehow got to the balcony where the presenters were..! I then some how wondered to the balcony where the presenters were, I spent all night there did not have to buy anymore drinks as everythign was on the house lol. The presenter even gave me the mic to try to persuade some chicks to flash there boobs! good knows what I must of said I was pretty larry by then..!

 

Any how they closed the night club everyone got chucked out off course except for the invited a few groupies and ''me''... ha-ha

 

We then took the party to there hotel, I met some rockers that had a proper tour bus outside got taken inside the tour bus had some banter till I had to gavi my groupie a ''ride home''... lol;)

 

So the moral of the story is......Don't be put off to go out on a night out alone, because you can still have a wicked time...!

 

The down side of the story is that I only had a few hours sleep and drove 8hrs to New Orleans Louisiana...! feeling sick as a dog...!

[SupraHuman]

I once went to Guernsey, it was fun.

[Attero]

I once went to Guernsey, it was fun.

 

Mental