Chris Wilson Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I NO COME WOK TODAY!' Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon........you got nice house, and great wife' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomgeer Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray007 Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 lol..... i no com wok tomorrow as-well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I prefer "I can't come in today i'm sick" Boss - "How sick are you?" reply "I just shagged my dog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I prefer "I can't come in today i'm sick" Boss - "How sick are you?" reply "I just shagged my dog" Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Jeez. It's like a Top Gear writers meeting in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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