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Chuck Norris Jokes...


dan1985

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Thought this might be a bit of a laugh, who's got the best Chuck Norris line?

 

Il put a few in to start....

 

1. I hear Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door...

 

2. Chuck Norris invented the Jaraf by upper-cutting a horse...

 

3. Chuck Norris once played Russian roulet with a fully loaded gun and won...

 

4. Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves...

 

5. When Chuck Norris does press ups he moves the world....

 

 

ok, theres a few.... keep it going!! :D

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