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well boys the girlfriend has just come home from a 2day break at a spa complex and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told her to wait 90mins until footy finishes world cup first baby!!:thanku:

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well boys the girlfriend has just come home from a 2day break at a spa complex and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told her to wait 90mins until footy finishes world cup first baby!!:thanku:

 

You have been dreaming again.

 

Confucius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Lucky you. :blink:

Remember, no jell, hurts like hell.

no no i warned her that from the start of the world cup to the end that im glued to tv. hell i even compromised that i will do her frm behind so i could watch hence kill 2 birds with 1 stone lol. no hurts like hell dont wori

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I'll come and knob your wife - you just relax and enjoy the footy :)

 

 

[thinks] could be onto a winner here - become a world cup gigolo and bone my way to a fortune...

 

My girlfriend is out watching the footy but little old me is all home alone and nothing to do :innocent:

 

Animal, You'll find the front door open. Just follow the rose petals up to my room.

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What did she give you the nod for?

Any self respecting woman should just be going about her daily chores, and succumb to having sex to pleasure her man whenever he gets a twitch.

 

If anything, you should give HER the nod, so she knows when to tuck her elbows in before the tackle. :D

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By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs.

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By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs.

 

LOL, some beefcake at the Spa has been banging away on her :D

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By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs.

 

LOL, some beefcake at the Spa has been banging away on her :D

 

You guys crack me up :rlol:

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My girlfriend is out watching the footy but little old me is all home alone and nothing to do :innocent:

 

Animal, You'll find the front door open. Just follow the rose petals up to my room.

 

[sigh] fine. Do you want the usual? 'cos I've still not managed to fix all the straps after last time. I could always bring the humous and the whisk again. I promise not to go too fast with it this time.

 

The safe word is "Armageddon"

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