Guest damo1 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 well boys the girlfriend has just come home from a 2day break at a spa complex and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told her to wait 90mins until footy finishes world cup first baby!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveR Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Proof positive that football is gay - you're foregoing sex with a real live woman just to watch it. It's a sad day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Right........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 well boys the boyfriend has just come home from a 2day break at a spa complex and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told him to wait 90mins until footy finishes, then he can whip out the 16" rubber c0ck, world cup first baby!! Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Football is for fags, go up and bone your GF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 well guys the boyfriend has just come home from the hairdressers and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told him to wait 90mins until changing rooms has finished - Lucky you. Remember, no jell, hurts like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedrosixfour Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I hope she realises she left one spa to come home to another. When someone throws a troll like you a bone have the brains to realise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I'll come and knob your wife - you just relax and enjoy the footy [thinks] could be onto a winner here - become a world cup gigolo and bone my way to a fortune... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Bullitt Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 well boys the girlfriend has just come home from a 2day break at a spa complex and has just gave me the nod:sex: looks like im in here BUT just told her to wait 90mins until footy finishes world cup first baby!! You have been dreaming again. Confucius say: Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Lucky you. Remember, no jell, hurts like hell. no no i warned her that from the start of the world cup to the end that im glued to tv. hell i even compromised that i will do her frm behind so i could watch hence kill 2 birds with 1 stone lol. no hurts like hell dont wori Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I'll come and knob your wife - you just relax and enjoy the footy [thinks] could be onto a winner here - become a world cup gigolo and bone my way to a fortune... My girlfriend is out watching the footy but little old me is all home alone and nothing to do Animal, You'll find the front door open. Just follow the rose petals up to my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 just told her to wait till half time:d she is upstairs now think she is putting something on hmmm very nice(borat quote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 What did she give you the nod for? Any self respecting woman should just be going about her daily chores, and succumb to having sex to pleasure her man whenever he gets a twitch. If anything, you should give HER the nod, so she knows when to tuck her elbows in before the tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Just tell her to get you a beer out of the fridge, get dinner on and do the two days washing up and stop f**king about ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 What's a 'Promice' anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Thanks for that, my evening is now complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Why have you even posted this garbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulrenn Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs. LOL, some beefcake at the Spa has been banging away on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 By giving you a "nod", she is only acknowledging that you exist and are occupying part of the room. After coming home from an exhausting 2 day shagging bonanza at a spa hotel, she has probably gone upstairs to apply cooling balms and straighten her legs. LOL, some beefcake at the Spa has been banging away on her You guys crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 My girlfriend is out watching the footy but little old me is all home alone and nothing to do Animal, You'll find the front door open. Just follow the rose petals up to my room. [sigh] fine. Do you want the usual? 'cos I've still not managed to fix all the straps after last time. I could always bring the humous and the whisk again. I promise not to go too fast with it this time. The safe word is "Armageddon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 The safe word is "Armageddon" That right there is comedy gold people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 That right there is comedy gold people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Lets see who else gets it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I love how he's probably not going to get any of this comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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