cobrastang Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Subject: What happens when hell freezes over! > 50°F > People in Southern England turn on the central heating > People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants > > 40°F > Southerners shiver uncontrollably > Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs > > 35°F > Cars in the South of England refuse to start > People in Falkirk drive with their windows down > > 20°F > Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats > Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts > > 15°F > Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent > People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry > > 0°F > Life in the South grinds to a halt > Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold > > -10°F > Life in the South ceases to exist > People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket > > -50 > Lasses in Peterhead put their Knickers on for the first time that year > > -80°F > Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on > Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers > > -100°F > Santa Claus abandons North Pole > People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' > > -173°F > Alcohol freezes > Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut > > -297°F > Microbial life starts to disappear > The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands > > -460°F > All atomic motion stops > Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands > > -500°F > Hell freezes over > Scotland will support england at the world cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Racist:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I think England would prefer a nation that backs them to be able to actually play the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Damn, we need that Scottish support so badly too Funny joke tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Is that whats know as a "football joke"?? or a "Scottish joke"? either way:giveup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobrastang Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 I think England would prefer a nation that backs them to be able to actually play the game The difference between the Scottish and the English supporters is that at least we know our team is rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 The difference between the Scottish and the English supporters is that at least we know our team is rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 The difference between the Scottish and the English supporters is that at least we know our team is rubbish. your right there almost as crap as the welsh team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 You forget one -600 F Scotsman buys a round of drinks;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 The difference between the Scottish and the English supporters is that at least we know our team is rubbish. That's where you're wrong. After last night I think everyone knows we're rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 The difference between the Scottish and the English supporters is that at least we know our team is rubbish. Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth doesnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 You forget one -600 F Scotsman buys a round of drinks;) Thats like the scotsman found dead on a pay as you leave bus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You forget one -600 F Scotsman buys a round of drinks;) And what about -700 F The current England team actually WIN the world cup. (I bet I'll regret that now!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobrastang Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 And what about -700 F The current England team actually WIN the world cup. (I bet I'll regret that now!) Win the world cup?? no actually win a corner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creativename Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 or even just a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobrastang Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 I honestly see england v slovenia as a draw...but alas america will win their far easier game against algeria.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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