Chris Wilson Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 LIFE AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is life after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Might appeal more to the American market 4/10 Consider amending the location in the punchline to somewhere more familiar to UK audiences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DJButler Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Might appeal more to the America market 4/10 Consider amending the location in the punchline to somewhere more familiar to UK audiences Some of us even know where New Hampshire is:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignum Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Lmao:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Some of us even know where New Hampshire is:innocent: I'm only aware of Old Hampshire it's where I live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I can totally relate to this as we have a male rabbit as a pet, need to get him down the vets asap lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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