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  • 3 weeks later...

Well she's back with a new single...I like the report, and in particular the "review" of her previous stuff from some splendid Amazon reviewers.

 

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/editors_blog/365/jordans-new-single-how-bad-is-it/

 

 

The disc, called ‘A Whole New World', was widely mocked with its Amazon page gaining something of a cult status for the sheer amount of spoof reviews it received. One user wrote: "My hands were shaking so hard with anticipation placing the CD into the slot, I was sobbing uncontrollably, my body convulsing in a mixture of ecstasy and euphoria.

 

When the first track played my body went into anaphylactic shock. I came round 2 weeks later lying in a pool of my own tears.

 

It literally makes you want to scratch your ears off in panic, just so you can place them closer to the speakers".

 

There we are, I'm smiling yet again.

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I was chuckling until I read some of the comments on the article you linked to. Such as:

 

She must be so thick she cannot except so cannot sing.

 

and

 

stick them were the sun does not shine you ignoramouses

 

or just

 

cricky , shes desparate for the money

 

 

Then I got all depressed about the future of the human race. "Cricky", my arse.*

 

 

*This is not a coded request.

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I was chuckling until I read some of the comments on the article you linked to.

 

One of my favourites was early on. I'm not sure if it's a joke or not (probably not)

 

"...i love jordan she is so taluntid and id love to be like her..."

 

 

Then I got all depressed about the future of the human race. "Cricky", my arse.*

 

*This is not a coded request.

 

* Access denied sir.

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