Lacoste82 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 When ever you think the world cant surprise you anymore, well, then it does! How do they ever come to those conclusions.... No wonder the world is full of ignorant morans, these people breed them:( read and weep: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18794&page=3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 It's true, each crunchy shell hides a soft chewy dose of the ghey, eat them at your own risk... I had a Malteaser once and ended up being the lead singer of Hot Chocolate I had to eat 12 Milky Way bars to get back. It's a crazy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porky1978 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Thats hilarious. Only in America eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies! ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I found the reading quite hilarious, the best of them are in the US of A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 wtf , this cant be real. i know americans are fictional people made up for our amusement but please. have yo read the whole thing? these people really need to be put to sleep. i dont think its safe that they are free to roam the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Should I be worried that I like Skittles, in fact I want to go and buy a pack now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The Americans really do take their retarded religion to the n'th degree. Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 'Gaureenteeing salvation since 1620'.... does that mean that when I finally keel over and nothing happens, I get my money back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 in that case how gay are those millions you put on a mr whippy with a flake . i better go get a h.i.v test incase its injected into them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Do you suppose that's what satan told Eve in the garden? "Come on, it's just an apple! Try it!" I WILL NOT have ANYBODY eating Skittles around me, for they could launch into a crazed gay frenzy at any moment and start raping me! Skittles are the devil's food! Wow, I'm all for freedom of speech and all that, but like WOW... CHILL the f....out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Astoundingly funny! If it wasn't a real forum, I would've easily have thought it was a piss take, as they can't really be thinking that. Can they?! The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 It would be nice to have an alternative to all this secular candy for a change. I have no reservations about putting JESUS in my mouth! However He looks of dark-skinned. We really should try to avoid promoting the image that He was some kind of unwashed colored rapper with His robe hanging down off His righteous behind. Yeah, this guy has to be on more chemicals than anybody else on the planet... and I for one would like to say..'fnaaar, snigger..snigger' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 'Oh lord, I'm feeling the temptation of the skittles'....... I'm coming out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 As you read on it evolves from anti-gay to racist. What a fab read! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Dude, this forum is epic. They cannot be serious surely? Im going to sign up I think and make some kind of Troll statement like "i've been given this yellow car by my true christian father in all of his christian faith, but the yellow car attracts blacks and gays, what should jesus do?" ..or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Even in this day and age........ ......isn't it amazing that people still like to feel offended rather than seeing the humour in life! It's NOT a real site, people!!!! It's supposed to be a parody. The whole thing was set up as a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Even in this day and age........ ......isn't it amazing that people still like to feel offended rather than seeing the humour in life! It's NOT a real site, people!!!! It's supposed to be a parody. The whole thing was set up as a joke. Shh!!!!!! I want to see more outrage! The Terms of Service say it all though The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=529048&postcount=5 Best post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Too many really hilarious quotes to choose from, but now it's sexist! Originally Posted by SavedSinceIwas12 View Post Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive. Sorry, I didn't realize you were a lowly female. Yes, it is best to leave driving up to the menfolk. We don't need any empty-headed females zooming around crashing into stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Shh!!!!!! I want to see more outrage! The Terms of Service say it all though Oh. Oh well, it's still hilarious though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 It's NOT a real site, people!!!! It's supposed to be a parody. The whole thing was set up as a joke. Well, when you've got the likes of the Westboro Baptist Church and all the other ridiculous, hateful xtian cults, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some of those comments were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacoste82 Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 Dude, this forum is epic. They cannot be serious surely? Im going to sign up I think and make some kind of Troll statement like "i've been given this yellow car by my true christian father in all of his christian faith, but the yellow car attracts blacks and gays, what should jesus do?" ..or something Please do - Tell them that you are considering paiting it "Skittles red", in your attempt to keep, atleast the blacks away..lol:d Maybe theyre racist side more dominating than there homofobia.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 the world is full of ignorant morans http://reflectoscope.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/get_a_brain_morans.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 There are too many f*cked up opinions for some it not to be real. Like this '101 Reasons why Atheists are Wrong' thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025 So funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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