joke Paddy Irishman, Scottishman and Englishman

[SupraP-Z]

Paddy Irish man, Paddy Scottish man and Paddy English man were in a plane.

 

Paddy English man sticks his foot out the plane and says: "We're in London"

 

The other two say: "How do you know?"

 

Paddy English man replies: "My foot hit the Big Ben."

 

A little while later...Paddy Scottish man sticks his foot out and says: "We're in the Scottish Highlands!"

 

The other two say: "How do you know?"

 

Paddy Scottish man replies: "My foot hit the mountains!"

 

A little while later...Paddy Irish man sticks out his foot and says: "We're in Belfast!"

 

The other two replied: "How do you know?

 

Paddy Irishman replies: "The b@st@rds stole my shoe!"

 

[Gaz6002]

Paddy Irish man, Paddy Scottish man and Paddy English man were in a plane.

 

Paddy English man sticks his foot out the plane and says: "We're in london"

 

The other two say: "how do you know?"

 

Paddy English man replies: "my foot hit the big ben."

 

A little while later...Paddy Scottish man sticks his foot out and says: "We're in the scittish highlands!"

 

The other two say: "How do you know?"

 

Paddy Scottish man replies: "My foot hit the mountains!"

 

A little while later...Paddy Irish man sticks out his foot and says: "We're in belfast!"

 

The other two replied: "How do you know?

 

Paddy Irishman replies: "The b@st@rds stool my shoe!"

 

 

I don't know where to begin ripping that one apart.

[SupraP-Z]

Blame the internet not me! i found it amusing...thought i would share

[Gaz6002]

Blame the internet not me! i found it amusing...thought i would share

 

Same here

[SupraP-Z]

LOL i see what you mean....but i presumed the "spelling mistakes" were meant to be accents? if that makes sense...never mind all sorted now