Lbm Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Don't forget your bacalaureat in text speak, your diploma of excellence for insecurity and I also see you attained summa cum laude in parnanoia tendency coping strategies.. No sweat though, you also seem qualified in many areas. Well done. Keep up the good work, 4/10, See me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Amazing how Damo1 reacts to a bit of "banter" despite earlier posts regarding such comments . Can't say I'm surprised though, although I thought he'd hold out a bit longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 You can have all the qualifications on the planet, but you still seem like a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 think you need to give your head a shake buddy!!! i'm almost certain that i'm more educated than you and qualified so please couldnt fake being that think actually offends me....... left school with 4 A levels. qualified HGV mechanic nvq lvl3 2 years out travelling attended leeds uni left with full diploma in buisness.. 2006 open uni gained qualification sociology 2010 currently awaiting examination with VOSA for my MOT qualification.... so as you can see i like to better myself in many ways so thick i take offence or forgot im also a full ASA swimming teacher and level 2 gym instructor.............. I glad that you're so not offended that you felt the need to write all of that out. I'd hate to have to read what I can only imagine would be the equivalent of War and Peace (in length only. Janet and John Book 2 in every other way) had I actually managed to upset you. BTW this being the internet you'll never win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Any chance of opening a mini section of the forum called 'txt spk' and those that cant talk in any other way can all congregate in there! I've seen a football forum which introduced a sub forum called "childish ramblings" and all the ol' tat was moved to there freeing up the rest of the forum!! That being said i am milding looking forward to the 5th F&F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOS Posted May 30, 2010 Author Share Posted May 30, 2010 That being said i am milding looking forward to the 5th F&F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCK10 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 lol I am actually looking forward to the next F&F. Should be interesting with more of the original cast, as in my opinion the first one was the best, and they just went downhill from then on. Hopefully this one might be a bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 or forgot im also a full ASA swimming teacher and level 2 gym instructor.............. I glad that you're so not offended that you felt the need to write all of that out. I'd hate to have to read what I can only imagine would be the equivalent of War and Peace (in length only. Janet and John Book 2 in every other way) had I actually managed to upset you. BTW this being the internet you'll never win. M, He's got a swimming certificate, Just leave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 M, He's got a swimming certificate, Just leave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 m, he's got a swimming certificate, just leave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I have the fitness instructor certificate and a weight lifting instructors one but no swimming certificate - I feel so inadequate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I have the fitness instructor certificate and a weight lifting instructors one but no swimming certificate - I feel so inadequate I had the 25m fish sewn on my speedos when i was 8, You only get them for swimming 25m dont you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Yeah but did u get your badge for diving down 2m and picking up your brick from the floor? .... Well ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Yeah but did u get your badge for diving down 2m and picking up your brick from the floor? .... Well ??? I didnt have pyjamas so never did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Inferior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Inferior All my life But on the other hand i've never had to save a brick anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 All my life But on the other hand i've never had to save a brick anyway Well in that case i think you need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and discuss a plan of action with yourself, along the line of buying some pyjamas and apply for your 2m pyjama brick dive. Until then, just back off yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Batfink pygama's are £8 at Asda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 No excuses now mr black .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 im not upset i just find it offensive to be called thick!! thats all when im quite the opposite... oh and to regards to the swimming instructor i get paid £25 ph from leeds city council... but its all banter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 No excuses now mr blackie .... i'm still pathetic even with pyjamas, Infact prob a little more pathetic with them oh and to regards to the swimming instructor i get paid £25 ph from leeds city council... but its all banter... But its all willy waving dont you mean? Do you think i could be a swimming instructor if i did my brick saving? i could really do with the £25 ph being so poor and what not, I cant even afford the Batfink PJ's mentioned above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 im not upset i just find it offensive to be called thick!! thats all when im quite the opposite... oh and to regards to the swimming instructor i get paid £25 ph from leeds city council... but its all banter... Looking at your sig..... You dont come over as the sharpest tool in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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