MaveriK Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Actual adverts apparently FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once - by mistake. Call Stephanie. *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! I'll be here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 lol very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I swear some or most of them were on Jimmy Carr. Good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriella Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Actual adverts apparently *** And the WINNER is... *** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Actual adverts apparently FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer. No longer needed; got married last month. Wife knows f#%#%#g everything! Its funny because its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I saw this last year. Parachute for sale Never opened Slight stain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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