dr_jekyll Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 a little boy says to his father " daddy, whats the difference between a pussy and a cu*t" daddy replys , " come with me and ill show you" he takes the boy into his room where his wife is sleeping. peels back the bed sheets and says " look son , thats a pussy" "wow, can i touch it" says the boy "nooo you must not touch it" the dad replys "youl wake the c*nt" thank you thank you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Are you here all week??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTRickeh Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I hope the boys parents are divorced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Are you here all week??? ill allways be here as long as the people need laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoppy Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I recieved this one today: A German dwarf came to London, and whilst there, went 2 a prostitute. She thought he'll never manage, should be easy money. Just before they got started, he put a big spring on each elbow + knee, and nailed her for 4hrs non stop. The prostitute breathlessly says, "how do you manage that"? He said "it's my foursprung dwarf technique" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 I recieved this one today: A German dwarf came to London, and whilst there, went 2 a prostitute. She thought he'll never manage, should be easy money. Just before they got started, he put a big spring on each elbow + knee, and nailed her for 4hrs non stop. The prostitute breathlessly says, "how do you manage that"? He said "it's my foursprung dwarf technique" lol i heard a similar one that involved a duck whistle. it was the four sprung duck technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 ill allways be here as long as the people need laughter Excellent. When can you start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 classic! i creased well hard after the dwarf one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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