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Chris Wilson

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Three men are at a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth, A London lawyer, A Jamaican Rastafarian and a Bricklayer from Liverpool.

After a while a nurse comes out and says that there was a mix up and they are not sure which baby is which, she then asks if the fathers would come in and help identify their kids.

The London Lawyer Jumps up and says: "I'll go first!" and runs past the nurse. A few minutes later he walks out with a black baby.

The Rastafarian says: "Hey Mon! Doncha tink dat won be mine?"

 

The Lawyer replies: "Problably, but one of the other two is a Scouser and I don't want to take that Chance!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat

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Three men are at a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth, A London lawyer, A Jamaican Rastafarian and a Bricklayer from Liverpool.

After a while a nurse comes out and says that there was a mix up and they are not sure which baby is which, she then asks if the fathers would come in and help identify their kids.

The London Lawyer Jumps up and says: "I'll go first!" and runs past the nurse. A few minutes later he walks out with a black baby.

The Rastafarian says: "Hey Mon! Doncha tink dat won be mine?"

 

The Lawyer replies: "Problably, but one of the other two is a Scouser and I don't want to take that Chance!!!"

 

 

I'll get me coat

 

I like that :D

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