Chris Wilson Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene..' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer.. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.' Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Case dismissed Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 thats qualilty!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kammy Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 nice twist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 back in yooo face lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 "That will be all your honour" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 pmsl. I would love to know what the Judges reaction to that was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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