gaz1 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad.... I became a prostitute...' 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)...and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 ok ive got 1 better than that here goes.... an 19year old girl comes home with her 45year old boyfriend.. mum this is derek he is my boyfriend and im pregnant to him WHAT!!!! says the dad! how can you provide for my only daughter? derek says "sir im 45yrs old and own my own company i make 2 million a year and if she has a girl i will give her 2 million and a quarter percent share in my company, if she has a boy i will give him 3 million and half of my company, BUT if she miscarrages then i afraid i dont know what to do?.... dad replies " i do you can shag her again!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 ok ive got 1 better than that here goes.... an 19year old girl comes home with her 45year old boyfriend.. mum this is derek he is my boyfriend and im pregnant to him WHAT!!!! says the dad! how can you provide for my only daughter? derek says "sir im 45yrs old and own my own company i make 2 million a year and if she has a girl i will give her 2 million and a quarter percent share in my company, if she has a boy i will give him 3 million and half of my company, BUT if she miscarrages then i afraid i dont know what to do?.... dad replies " i do you can shag her again!!!!! fuckin quality!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edinlexusV8 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 he he ... couple of good ones .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.