Havard Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Hi, Based on the other couple of threads that are hangin about I thought I would ask for the forums advice. I have just found a wasps nest in my loft. I am considering do one of three things now. 1) Getting the local pest control to sort it...!! 2) Ramming my cock into it repeatedly to disperse those little varmints...!! 3) Nothing..!! Opinions as always would be greatly appreciated. I am also thinking about washing my bonnet with a belt sander from Wickes but I'll post that up on a separate thread. Cheers H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I vote number 2.... and 4. Possibly 7. Where's the poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Go with 2. A belt sander. Wow never thought of that. Good plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Yes, this thread definitely needs more options, but do you know if the nest is in use, as I had one of those in my loft once, and it was so last year's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Get some Raid, spray the whole can in and then belt the nest with a broom, shut the loft and let them die die die!!!!! EDIT lol at the pole....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 hmmm 2.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Have you considered blue LEDs for your washer nozzles? How about some headlight eyebrows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 My god... yes! Yes yes! It would make my day complete, I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 quickly down a curry mix,put a lighter to your arse and burn them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Go in with a big feather and try and tickle them away, make sure you video the results for us to give marks out of ten on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 IBTL. I say do nothing but train them to do your bidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 just dont video option 2, dont fancy watching a screaming man with wasps stuck on his bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Go in with a big feather and try and tickle them away, make sure you video the results for us to give marks out of ten on lol:) funny quotes a plenty on here today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I think the RSPCA would have something to say if you shoved your purple pussy probe into a nest full of cute insects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I think the RSPCA would have something to say if you shoved your purple pussy probe into a nest full of cute insects. i think they would say "bet that stings" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilicos Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Council should do this for free buddy. Personally i would poke it with a jevelin:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Council should do this for free buddy. Personally i would poke it with a jevelin:d Not under ConDem they won't. You are responsible for it, and have to sort it out for yourself. It's the future, for a while at least, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'de leave a few Claymore's around Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_jza80 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Belt sander FTMFW! I actually know someone who thought it would be a good idea to clean dead flies off her bumper with a scouring pad. Don't think she'll be doing that again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Belt sander FTMFW! I actually know someone who thought it would be a good idea to clean dead flies off her bumper with a scouring pad. Don't think she'll be doing that again! A friend of mine's wife did that to get bird crap off her car's bonnet. She now insists they are go faster stripes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazil Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Stick a tv playing fast n furious cheesy quotes on loop they will be flying out of there in no time...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevins Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 dowse it in petrol and light them up!, You do have house insurance don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/sureshotuk/Posters/image059.jpg I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Attention seeking bump..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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