Burna Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left. He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Oldy but goody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Must be an American school if the student is old enough to imply blow-jobs and not be able to deduct 1 from 3. R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 > Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm; his wife is lying > in > bed reading. > Man says, "This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache." > Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." > Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 PMSL @ both of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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