Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 LMAO. If I could find my feminine side, I'd sit at home all day on the couch touching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 LMAO. If I could find my feminine side, I'd sit at home all day on the couch touching it. I just looked in the miror and unfortunately, I see I have bigger tits than her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 As my wife might get to see this: I would never wan't to shag Paris Hilton or any other woman in a million years! [wife impression] just a million years? not a billion or a trillion or even better INIFINITY years?! how COULD you?! [/wife impression] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 LMAO. If I could find my feminine side, I'd sit at home all day on the couch touching it. Actually I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 lol, i see CJ uses the same detailed criteria as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 lol, i see CJ uses the same detailed criteria as me. A guy's gotta' have his standards nowadays. Pequeno melones are no big deal, they can be added later as an upgrade. But this increases equity and should be considered when trading in on a newer, low-mileage, higher performance model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 A guy's gotta' have his standards nowadays. Pequeno melones are no big deal, they can be added later as an upgrade. But this increases equity and should be considered when trading in on a newer, low-mileage, higher performance model. But there is a lot to be said with sticking with an old banger... you already know the quirks, you have paid out for the initial investment, and as always it is a money pit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 She's naughty. I'm in! But I'm going last, ok, I hate having somebody tapping on my shoulder while I'm busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 i'm goin first then before you filthy beggars get to her! should be ok, i won't be more than a couple of minutes tops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I'll go last - I dont want to stretch her too much and spoil your "boys" fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 i'm goin first then before you filthy beggars get to her! should be ok, i won't be more than a couple of minutes tops Oh, so you think we're filthy? Nevermind the 400 dudes that have been there before you? Can you say "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" I may not hit the bottom, but I'd right f*ck the sides up proper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Out of 10 id give her 1 ill go first...wont take me long and ull never know id been. im like a bank robber in and out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I bagzi sloppy seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Oh, so you think we're filthy? Nevermind the 400 dudes that have been there before you? Can you say "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" I may not hit the bottom, but I'd right f*ck the sides up proper. was only in jest mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Like throwing a kit bag into a dry dock more like......but it's gotta be worth a giggle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 lads lads lads.... its not how deep you fish its how you wiggle ur worm....or in Kopite's case his maggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 I'd have to treat her like Wrigley's gum.... double the pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 my nickname's "tripod" didn't you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Author Share Posted May 25, 2005 Besides, if you use the liberator, it's good for an extra inch of depth. I mean come on...we're not talking rocket science, not going to china. Just gotta' treat her like the bad girl she so desperately desires to be portayed as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matttrd Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Only if she asked nicely and i had nothing better to do like washing my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 She's a pig. Even if I was that way inclined I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Supragal.. So was that option c or d then?? *grin* (leaves rapidly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Hmm. I'm presuming that there was more to that thread than I bothered to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 She's all mouth....... Best place to start... But her and her sister........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 She seems aa little dizzy to me but i wouldn't chuck her out of bed for farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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