MaveriK Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 The Taliban and the Jew A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object only to find a little old Jew at a small stand selling neckties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you don't want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant, thats run by my brother. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back. "Your f......ing brother won't let me in without a tie." I'll be here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Silly, but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin J Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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