Tanjooberrymutts!

[superstar dj]

Got this from another forum i visit............... class!!!!!

 

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ...

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

 

Guest: ".....What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

 

RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes'

means."

 

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RoomService: "We botter?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say."

 

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

......and you do, don't you?!!!

[Porky1978]

[Ewen]

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I've forgotten my deodorant...can you get me some ?"

 

Room Service: "Bahl or aresohl ?"

 

Guest: "er...its for my armpits actually "

[hmoreta]

 

 

[Gabriella]

Got this from another forum i visit............... class!!!!!

 

LOL Brilliant :rlol:

[Attero]