joke This made me lol

[Suprab1]

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!

 

 

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing

this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in

Sydney.

 

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game

is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they

 

are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant

answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal

questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with

(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same

three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

 

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly

the funniest thing you've heard yet.

 

Anyway, here's how it all went down:

 

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

 

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

 

D J: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast

if you win. What is your name? First only please.'

 

Contestant: 'Brian.'

 

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

 

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

 

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

 

Brian: 'Sara.'

 

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

 

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

 

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

 

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

 

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

 

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

 

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

 

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

 

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

 

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

 

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

 

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

 

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

morning?

 

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

 

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

 

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with

us for couple of weeks...'

 

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

 

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time..'

 

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian..'

 

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

 

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous

hundred times I've done it.

Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and

call her up.

 

You listen to this.' [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

 

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch

tones......ringing.....)

 

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

 

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

 

Clerk: 'This is she.'

 

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now

and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

 

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

 

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not

to give any\answers away or you'll lose.

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

 

Sarah: 'No.'

 

DJ: 'Good!'

 

Brian: (laughing)

 

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

 

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely honest.'

 

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.

If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be

off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

 

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

 

DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

 

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian.....uh, this morning before Brian went to

work.'

 

DJ: 'What time?'

 

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

 

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

 

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

 

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect

his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one

question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

 

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

 

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

 

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

 

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

 

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

 

Sarah: 'Well....'

 

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

 

Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

 

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions.

[Attero]

I nearly had a heart attack myself. That was soooo worth the time to read that.

 

Hahaha.

 

[fizzle]

hahaha quality! need the sound clip!!!

[Porky1978]

:rlol:

 

Was SO not expecting that!!!

 

Thats got to be the funniest thing i have read in years.

 

Did they win the holiday???

[BazzaAlpine]

Have heard that before but so good reading it again. Porky made a good point. I hope they did get the holiday after that.

[Guest Luke Hero]

aaahaha

[beagle]

thats made my day:rlol:

[scotty71]

lmao