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Charities : Bereavement


Chris Wilson

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I just had a call from a local charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes for the starving people throughout the world.

I told them to f... off! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.

 

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Sad Irish tale

 

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.

 

A man asks "What's wrong?"

 

Boy says "Me Ma is dead"

 

"Oh bejaysus " the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"

 

Wee boy replies "No thanks Mister, sex is the last thing on me mind right now."

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