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Smart car V Lorry. Guess who lost?


Bill Prawn

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Laughed my way all through that story, classics:

 

"He said he was surprised when a patrol car signalled for him to stop as he was not driving too fast and had only had his vehicle serviced the week before."

 

"I couldn't believe it when I got out of the truck and saw there was a car stuck on the front of it," he said.

 

"He added he had felt a slight bump, but said he thought he had simply driven over a stone in the road."

 

"I tried to drive away but couldn't. I looked up through my sun roof and could see the driver, but he didn't notice me."

 

Absolutely brilliant :D

 

Gaz.

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I personally think Smarts should be banned outside of major cities, eg. only inside the congestion charge zone.

 

Some f**in' bi**h has got one at our office, and she always parks it fully into the depth of the parking bay, which means every morning I drive to what I think is an empty bay only to discover her rasping little sh*tmobile parked there. Why doesn't she put it in her f**in' locker?... and she's got a face like a depressed horse as well.

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I saw some re-re hootchy park one of these on the side of the road here in Germany. She pulled in nose first perpendicular to the rest of the cars. The boys and I watched her do it as she was a looker. Too bad her hind-end was a tad too big. Lay off the schnitzel girl!

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