Bill Prawn Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Cav_ Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 thats brilliant! If there were ever to be an advert not to buy a smart car that would be it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 LOL that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Police let him off! may be i will hire an HGV and see how many i can scoop up! s.m.a.r.t- Stone Me, A Ruddy Truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 s.m.a.r.t - Stone Me, A Ruddy Truck! PMSL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 s.m.a.r.t- Stone Me, A Ruddy Truck! LOL Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Laughed my way all through that story, classics: "He said he was surprised when a patrol car signalled for him to stop as he was not driving too fast and had only had his vehicle serviced the week before." "I couldn't believe it when I got out of the truck and saw there was a car stuck on the front of it," he said. "He added he had felt a slight bump, but said he thought he had simply driven over a stone in the road." "I tried to drive away but couldn't. I looked up through my sun roof and could see the driver, but he didn't notice me." Absolutely brilliant Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 "only stupid people drive smart cars." - me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I personally think Smarts should be banned outside of major cities, eg. only inside the congestion charge zone. Some f**in' bi**h has got one at our office, and she always parks it fully into the depth of the parking bay, which means every morning I drive to what I think is an empty bay only to discover her rasping little sh*tmobile parked there. Why doesn't she put it in her f**in' locker?... and she's got a face like a depressed horse as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I saw some re-re hootchy park one of these on the side of the road here in Germany. She pulled in nose first perpendicular to the rest of the cars. The boys and I watched her do it as she was a looker. Too bad her hind-end was a tad too big. Lay off the schnitzel girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Why can I just picture the driver waving furiously at the trucker.... Gav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Why can I just picture the driver waving furiously at the trucker.... I can see it vividly Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Brilliant, great find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboldham Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 only to discover her rasping little sh*tmobile parked there. . Best goddamn description I ever heard! Haha. R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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