SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 whilst shaving I started to ponder why do men grow beards in the first place? I mean,... what are they for? Evaluationary speaking is doesn't make sense. If we are descendants from apes or primates why did we loose the hair on our bodies but grow it on our face (which apes doent have) WTF are they for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 they can transform your look in an instant.. so many different styles and shapes to suit all faces...from hitler to zz top facial hair defines who we are.. well for those that are able to grow it!! disguise is another use.. grow a beard rob a bank then shave it off no-one will ever know! i would assume we lost the hair on our bodies is due to the invention of clothes and it being surplus to body warmth requirements, although pubes still grow in pants, one of lifes little mysteries i guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm more interested in why some women grow them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 Dont pubes stop friction? I agree, beards are very useful in helping aid us create an identity but surely thats not the only reason we grow them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm more interested in why some women grow them. they dont! YOU my friend are the victim of a ladyboy. Go and take a bath you dirty chap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 they dont! YOU my friend are the victim of a ladyboy. Go and take a bath you dirty chap! Bugger. That's twice this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm more interested in why some women grow them. Maybe you're just dating the wrong ones Lbm..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 :rlol: Dont worry mate. Its very hard to tell the difference these days. Another reason for ID cards i say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Maybe you're just dating the wrong ones Lbm..?? Eh...the wrong kind of bearded ladies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Eh...the wrong kind of bearded ladies? some woman don't have a beards at all, then you turn them 180 deg, and voila, all of a sudden they do.....hmmmmmm stange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Dont pubes stop friction? I agree, beards are very useful in helping aid us create an identity but surely thats not the only reason we grow them? Pubes are there to help spread the sexy pheromones, baby! As for beards, they are just there to catch little bits of your meals, so you can have them at a later date when peckish. IIRC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 While on this, all who have a beard get it posted up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 bum beard count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 While on this, all who have a beard get it posted up I think everyone who works at Sumo must have a beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 bum beard count? you just want to post pics of your arse dont'cha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 well, according to the interweb.... The difference between the sexes in facial and body hair is a prime example of what's known as sexual selection. In a nutshell, back in our evolutionary history, our female ancestors began preferring males with more hair. The original reason for this is hard to establish, but it may have something to do with it being a signifier of increased levels of testosterone which correlates with strength and virility. The propensity to prefer hairier males was passed down to the female descendants, and became self-reinforcing, until we got to the point we are at today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 well, according to the interweb.... The difference between the sexes in facial and body hair is a prime example of what's known as sexual selection. In a nutshell, back in our evolutionary history, our female ancestors began preferring males with more hair. The original reason for this is hard to establish, but it may have something to do with it being a signifier of increased levels of testosterone which correlates with strength and virility. The propensity to prefer hairier males was passed down to the female descendants, and became self-reinforcing, until we got to the point we are at today. Good post and thank you. I can understand now. Anyone else any facial questions whilst we're on the subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Good post and thank you. I can understand now. Anyone else any facial questions whilst we're on the subject? If facial hair is in, can I balance it with a back/sack and crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 again, will this just lead to you posting pictures of your man fur, cuz if so, then go ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 In a nutshell, back in our evolutionary history.......... There is no evolution, just a list of things Chuck Norris decides to live ...and that's why we grow beards...to be like Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Woman most do have beards or some facial hair they bleach it to hide it. Most woman 30+ if you look close even have a mustache unless they wax, laser or bleach to hide it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Come on then folk post up your beards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Search 'muff beard' on Google images....its fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm more interested in why some women grow them. ROFL took the words right out of my mouth HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 they are there to keep your face warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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