joke Morality test

[Chris Wilson]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

 

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

 

decided to get married. There was only one

 

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

 

younger sister.

 

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

 

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

 

would regularly bend down when she was near

 

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

 

be deliberate because she never did it when she was

 

near anyone else.

 

 

One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to

 

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

 

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

 

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

 

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

 

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

 

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

 

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

 

 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

 

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

 

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

 

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Lord.... and behold, my entire future family was standing

 

outside, all clapping!

 

 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

 

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

 

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

 

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

 

And the moral of this story is:

 

 

 

 

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[dr_jekyll]

lol. like that

[TonyP]

Repost

[edinlexusV8]

:rlol::rlol:

[merckx]

Very good.