Suprab1 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How much will you charge me?' Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.' Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. 'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Oldest joke evaaaaar......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I've never heard of it, hilarious though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MaveriK Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 http://blog.luxuryproperty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/ny-taxi.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Suprab1 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood. The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, "Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!" "Whoa! Don't yell!" the blonde on the ladder explained, "If it's pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!" The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde's get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, "Don't throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house! Duh!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 A blondes fanny is like a shed roof..... If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 A blondes fanny is like a shed roof..... If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amy-v17 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Im not amused tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 im not amused tbh ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, ''How much will you charge me?' Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.' Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes' the blonde replied 'and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. 'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Im not amused tbh these "jokes" are a disgrace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_k Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 lol never heard that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edinlexusV8 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 A blondes fanny is like a shed roof..... If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door! :rlol::rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeG Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Rab does your woman read these lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Rab does your woman read these lol I hope not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Two blondes walk into a tall building together. You'd have thought atleast one of them would have seen it! BTW, before anyone else 'p.c.' says it, I used to be blonde eyed and blue haired myself with ickle freckles and everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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