joke Wednesday Giggles

[MaveriK]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

 

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

 

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

 

'Sure...'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she

asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it

down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with

strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it

down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!

Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness

sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment... ;

'Where's my toast?'

 

 

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled

himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

 

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

 

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 

 

 

 

I'll be here all week!

[stevie_b]

I don't understand why people are surprised about the BA strike. Anyone who's watched the A-Team knows he hates flying.

[Animal]

I'll be here all week!

 

[MaveriK]