Animal Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Seriously - WTF? A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What was she doing on her knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What a tool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yep! I've known my nob is a deadly weapon for years! Mine can even produce a mace spray like substance that can really sting if fired directly into the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 *cringe* was that too far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveR Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I agree with the original post - WTF?! It REALLY does take all kinds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 It REALLY does take all kinds... Long ones? Short ones? Bendy ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin J Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Hahah... I'm not sure I know what to say to that. Would like to have seen what happened though, I imagine 'bizarre' isn't even going begin to describe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 *cringe* was that too far! no I can get myself in the eye too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 no i can get myself in the eye too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What was she doing on her knees LOL!Would have to ask the same question;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wonder if she used the phrase "Come quietly or there'll be trouble"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Wonder if she used the phrase "Come quietly or there'll be trouble"... Preceeded by her slightly unfortunate speech impediment she was heard to be saying "I'm erecting you in the name of the law!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yep! I've known my nob is a deadly weapon for years! Mine can even produce a mace spray like substance that can really sting if fired directly into the eyes. especially if its a jap eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." What is she; 3 feet tall!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 He was standing on the sofa in his underpants, and the police officer was at crotch level at the time. Just reminds me of Richie from Bottom waving his nether regions about just before crapping himself with the misuse of the electric cattle prod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Now if he was standing on the other side of the room to her when he did it, that would be impressive*. * (For legal reasons, I must state that I do not condone hitting anyone with penii.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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