Dale B Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, said husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them! Use the salt. USE THE SALT! -- THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband grinned and calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the friggin' car!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 LOL sounds familiar though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 LOL sounds familiar though Yeah you do go on a bit sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Your the one that goes one my dear. Mind that car, your a bit close to that, STOP, slow down. The list never ends:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Your the one that goes one my dear. Mind that car, your a bit close to that, STOP, slow down. The list never ends Thats because when a man is nagging a woman its justified! (runs like f*ck to the fall out shelter......) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Thats because when a man is nagging a woman its justified! (runs like f*ck to the fall out shelter......)lol, but it's sooo true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Thats because when a man is nagging a woman its justified! (runs like f*ck to the fall out shelter......) LOL, look gimp boy don't you start:yawn: There is no justice in nagging a woman that's why there is always a comment on running like f*ck at the bottom of a mans post:sly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There is no justice in nagging a woman that's why there is always a comment on running like f*ck at the bottom of a mans post:sly:Because we know how "sensative" you women are to such remarks. Us blokes would just take a comment like that on the chin, you women... oh no, that sort of comment is justification for ww3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There is no justice in nagging a woman that's why there is always a comment on running like f*ck at the bottom of a mans post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Us blokes would just take a comment like that on the chin, you women... oh no, that sort of comment is justification for ww3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supragal Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Oh deary me Dale. You'll be in trouble tomorrow lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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