CJ Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 To our valued Customers: Barclays Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new 'Drive-thru' cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers make full use of these new facilities we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use. Please read the procedures that apply to you and remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time: PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS 1 Drive up to cash machine 2 Wind down car window 3 Insert card and enter PIN 4 Enter amount of cash required 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6 Wind up window 7 Drive off PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS 1 Drive up to cash machine 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine 3 Re-start the stalled engine 4 Wind down the window 5 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card 6 Turn the radio down 7 Attempt to insert card into machine 8 Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car 9 Insert card 10 After 'Invalid Card' is displayed - remove Marks and Spencer charge card and insert correct cash point card 11 Remove cash point card 12 Re- insert cash point card the right way up 13 Re-enter handbag to find diary with PIN written on the inside back page 14 Enter PIN 15 Press 'Cancel' and enter correct number 16 Enter amount of cash required 17 Check make-up in rear view mirror 18 Retrieve cash and receipt 19 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside 20 Place receipt in back of cheque book 21 Re-check make-up 22 Drive forward 2 metres 23 Reverse back to cash machine 24 Retrieve card 25 Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into slot provided 26 Restart stalled engine and pull off 27 Drive for 2 to 3 miles 28 Release hand brake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Mel just clouted me on your behalf for being male *grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Mel just clouted me on your behalf for being male *grin* ah, so she never denied the accuracy then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Sir, you are on your own with that one, I want to sleep tonight in safety....*grin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Oh dear CJ.... You keep on diggin' my love....wait till I see you saturday! *slap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Very good ! Reminds me of some advice I was given last week- women are only good for 1 week in a month. The rest of the time they are either- coming on,on or coming off ! pls dont shoot the messenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Dont worry gals.... CJ..I seen YOU checking your makeup in the rear view mirror a few times.. (he wears Orange make-up...sshhh dont tell anyone ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Oh dear CJ.... You keep on diggin' my love....wait till I see you saturday! *slap* mmm...I lurve a Domme woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 Dont worry gals.... CJ..I seen YOU checking your makeup in the rear view mirror a few times.. (he wears Orange make-up...sshhh dont tell anyone ) When I was in the bath with you this morning you promised you would keep that a secret - bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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