jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well iv been sick off work for 3 weeks now, my sickness at work since iv been there 5 years is 100% perfect never done a sick until 3 weeks ago. Anyways cut long story short i had a cold about 4 weeks ago and when i had this cold i was going out clubbing alot and drinking aswell as eating junk. Then when the cold went i ended up with very very bad diarrhea. I went doctors and although my doctors are good they just gave me the normal pills which of course never solve the root of the problem. The pills they gave never worked and the actimel drink i used to take did no use to me and i got worse by the day. So after doing alot of research on the net in the past week heres how i solved the solution. 1. I ordered 8 different strains of good beneficial bacteria listed below: VSL3 SYMPROVE PEARLS PILLS Along with the aloe vera gel to feed them. But they did not work reason being because my colon was full of too much bad bacteria meaning the good can turn bad if the environment is bad. So solution 2 was a trip to a Colon hydrotherapist painfull but her sexy looks made me at ease:D. Anyways she cleared out 5-10 years of yeast infection and other stuff that stays in their for years. Last night and today i took the good bacteria on a empty stomach and i can say my stomach stools are back to normal from the past 3 weeks i was at the toilet every hour non stop with bad pain. So now i have more sessions with the colon hydrotherapist its well worth it regardless the cost and i feel so energetic:cool:. Some may find my information usefull or useless but its something that may help someoe with problems. If it wasnt for this stuff i had done i would still be at the toilet every hour. Some uselfull videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-jP64PKNns Colon links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YndchktCRJI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQZD_FSFgk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 That pesky bad bacteria. So how many times a week do you intend to use the hose-pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 That pesky bad bacteria. So how many times a week do you intend to use the hose-pipe? Well it is expensive but probably once a month, Oh im so glad im not gay damn that hurt for 4 minutes:D. I tell you though i seriously honestly feel more energetic its amazing what this woman has done, without her i would still be suffering. I just feel so happy to be back to normal it was honestly hell misery what i had:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 . I just feel so happy to be back to normal it was honestly hell misery what i had:cool: What a bummer. Good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 What a bummer. Good for you. Thank you sir you should consider it think about all that stuff that gets blocked for years. Your insides are like a pipe drain and needs a clean like they do when it gets blocked:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 you sure your parents aren't putting rat poisoning into your food again Jazz man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 you sure your parents aren't putting rat poisoning into your food again Jazz man Well its all those stupid late night take away places that are open late probably never clean their places. Anayways im chaging my diet from now on, only for my sake in the long run:). The lady who done this colon thing was 40 and she looked 20 i swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraHuman Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Wish I could have been there to wipe your bottom Jazzman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 So they put a hose up your arse and wash it out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 So they put a hose up your arse and wash it out ? Dunno what it was but it did the job:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dunno what it was but it did the job:D Pressure washer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ahh mate thats shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dunno what it was but it did the job:D Pics or it didn't happ...nevermind - it probably did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Wow, you really were full of crap.... *gets coat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Hmm, sounds like you may have suffered from IBS. When you went to the docs did they mention things like crohns? and IBDs? I know way to much about the above. Jokes on it, im still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Wow, you really were full of crap.... *gets coat* Haha more like non but yeast infection and bad bacteria:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Hyeast infection and bad bacteria:p So crap basically? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Hmm, sounds like you may have suffered from IBS. When you went to the docs did they mention things like crohns? and IBDs? I know way to much about the above. Jokes on it, im still alive I did in the past suffer from 3 years of hell with diarreha they did all tests and marked it down to food/IBS. But when i took actimel it cured my 3 year problem. I guess this colon flush is the best in sense to start fresh with a new system cleaned and replaced with good bacteria. Seriously it was a nightmare these 3 weeks i thought i was going to die but i feel so happy today im back to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 So crap basically? Yea thats what she said that its build up over the years. Basically i built it up when i had the cold and my immune system would of been weak. To top it all off i was feeding the yeast with more alcohol and junk food and must of picked up more bad bacteria on the way and killing the more good bacteria:). The reason my good bacteria did not work is because the environment in my collon was polluted with ytoo much bad bactertia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well it is expensive but probably once a month, Oh im so glad im not gay damn that hurt for 4 minutes:D. Well grab yourself a kit and blow your own pipe out at home, you can also use it as a hot water bottle to soothe the PMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Well grab yourself a kit and blow your own pipe out at home, you can also use it as a hot water bottle to soothe the PMS http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=106252&d=1267910822 So fill it up, insert and jump on the bottle basically??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 So fill it up, insert and jump on the bottle basically??? Your guess is as good as mine, that's all a little too kinky for moi. I have heard that you need a lighter at some point though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Blimey...Jazz finally used a colon in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 blimey...jazz finally used a colon in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Blimey...Jazz finally used a colon in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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