Rob_Mitchell Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! .. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta' time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.' 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who a talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa' tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I did read it again, but only because I've read it several times before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Below par grammatical caper with mildly xenophobic undertones 3/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rob_Mitchell Posted March 5, 2010 Author Share Posted March 5, 2010 well i thought it was funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 I liked it. Remininiscent of the superior but classic joke, "The Italian Who Went to Malta." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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