SupraStar 3000 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Never has this smilie been so appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died. Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Why do women have 2 holes so close together? So you can carry them home like a 6-pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 If all brides are beautiful where the f@ck do ugly wives come from? (copyright Chubby Brown, as is half of this thread ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 the asian kids next door to me have just challenged me to a waterfight, so im just posting on here while the kettle boils... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 what have i done now!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Time for some Bernard Righton... svLyyzBC_qI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Time for some Bernard Righton... svLyyzBC_qI Subtle:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Dawn French is so upset about splitting up with Lenny Henry that she has gone on a hunger strike. Doctors have giving her 20 years to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Quality!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 did you hear the one about the peanut that got assalted im here all week, tip your waitresses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Whats worse than a girlguide in your pocket??? A brownie in your pants!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 a middle aged woman walks into the living room completely naked and her husband asks "why are you naked?" the woman replies " its my love dress" the husband thinks for a second and replys "well get it fucking ironed then" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 i was sitting in the pub the other day when a very nice young woman approached me. she rubbed my belly and asked "is that carlsberg or tetleys?" i said " theres a tap underneath love, have a taste yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 A fat woman gets dressed into stockings and suspenders and a cape!!! She bursts into the bedroom and says to her husband "SUPER PUSSY" The husband looks up and says................ I'll have the soup!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 Whats the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball ? Nowt...both get picked up, fingered in every hole and then bashed down an alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Whats the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball ? Nowt...both get picked up, fingered in every hole and then bashed down an alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Whats long brown and sticky? A stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JnrEast21 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 a bloke walks into an lift with a large black man already in there. as the lift goes up the black man says "6 foot 7, 50" chest, 22" biceps, 12" cock, Turner Brown" the chap faints... when he comes to the black fella asks him why he fainted... "i thought you said turn around..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Now I've been going out with my girlfriend for some time, it seems OK when I break wind in bed. It's when I follow through that the petty arguments begin. I will never understand women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions say, remove the wrapper and push up the bottom. I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damo1 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 On bravo tonight is 'ALEX REIDS the fight of my life..' guess its his turn to bath harvey....:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 What do you call a Pakistani wife beater? Achinda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 What do you call a Pakistani wife beater? Achinda BAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 BAN Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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