Ewen Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 The Grim Reaper paid me a visit today as I was vacuuming the lounge. I was literally Dyson with Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erol_h Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Lame I thought that was the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 that sucks! the joke does too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 A big bunch of flowers turned up for the wife this morning I was gonna get jealous, but then I remembered she died on Friday. Big Col has you both beat, got that off him earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 A big bunch of flowers turned up for the wife this morning I was gonna get jealous, but then I remembered she died on Friday. Big Col has you both beat, got that off him earlier. Yup, beats me pants down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattP Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Thats a dirty joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Whats the medical term for the fatty tissue around the clitoris?? The wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S44M KT Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i dont get it *confused* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S44M KT Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 whats the medical term for the fatty tissue around the clitoris?? The wife! omfg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Whats the medical term for the fatty tissue around the clitoris?? The wife! Fook thats funny!! Im still laughing now:D CLASSIC Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markylee Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i bought my wife a bunch of flowers the other day, and she said to me, i suppose i have to open my legs for you now !!!!! i said why havnt you got a vase then??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i was going to tell the joke about the wall but youd never get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraD06 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Two aeriels on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the wedding was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 shall i tell you the one about the pencill... na thers no point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraD06 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Someone complimented me on my driving yesterday, i got in the car and on the screen was a note that said PARKING FINE...... so that was nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 if i tell you the one about the butter you have to promise not to spread it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobD Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Lame but made me smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Did you hear about the cargo ship that had a cargo hold full of yoyo's? It crashed into an iceberg and sank 15 times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 How do you make a snooker table laugh??? Put your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Did you hear about the man who was found dead round the back of pizza hut? He had tomato and cheese and ham on his head... Police say it's not suspicious, they think he topped himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 What's long green and smells of pork?? Kermits middle finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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