CJ Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I am posting this in response to Lbm's thread here. who tried to steal my mantle as the poster of the worst jokes imaginable. In the words of The Highlander - "There can be only one"! Turpentine v Holy Water A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water... If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson ! I'm here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 lol, I like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Funny, but wouldn't most things pass a Harley Davidson? Even an NA could, couldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 lol, true. It's always advisable to pass them quickly, so as not to get struck by parts vibrating off them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 this is why i pay for broadband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Actually, I'm sorry to say your one was better, surprisingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Actually, I'm sorry to say your one was better, surprisingly In technical terms for our Greece living friend, the joke was 'extra virgin', in comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilicos Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 lol, true. It's always advisable to pass them quickly, so as not to get struck by parts vibrating off them. Didn't some bike manufacturers try to make their bikes sound like Harleys and then patent the noise. HD took them to court and won so the other company had to go back to their workshop and tighten all the nuts and bolts on their bikes! P.S. That's a pretty good joke Colin (coming from you:D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I know Harley Davidson patented the noise ( potato, potato, potato IIRC ). I do vaguely remember something going on, but can't remember what it was now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 That's actually quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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