Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 at least we can take comfort from the fact that one thing we all have in commen is that sooner or later we will all eventually find out. and then what we leave behind will be taxed... quite a lot. there you go! thats how we're special. we're the only organism that gets taxed for dying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 'special' There are plenty of 'special' people here (Sorry ) Can mkivsupra.net solve the meaning of life? 42 EDIT : Gaz, I really do look forward to finally meeting you and spending an evening righting the wrongs and chewing the fat over topics like this, would be a surreal evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 There are plenty of 'special' people here (Sorry ) I can think of i in particular. 42 EDIT : Gaz, I really do look forward to finally meeting you and spending an evening righting the wrongs and chewing the fat over topics like this, would be a surreal evening You too mate, could be epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Stop worrying me, my mother has only just died, I couldn't bear the thought of her coming back until I have done all the things she went on about on her death bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Stop worrying me, my mother has only just died, I couldn't bear the thought of her coming back until I have done all the things she went on about on her death bed You sir, are an inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I may come back as Carl S when I die, just for a day or two. Either that, or perhaps a simple fruit-bat. I have to say when I see the TV Mediums do their work, Derek Acorah, Colin Fry etc I find their work distasteful and fairly laughable. So while it would be very nice to come back and watch over loved ones, I'm not so sure. What would you do if your wife you leave behind meets a new partner...? Are you supposed to watch as her new man rogers her senseless, looking on with pride and saying to your ghostly self "That's ma girl!?" Would there be a celestial look-away now option. And if you went into that room, would there be facilities? I guess if I became part of the universe as a higher energy form, I'd like to nip round it and have a look-see at some other galaxies and goings on. I'd take my time too. No need to rush. Afterall, you'd have all the time in the world. Edit: God, could you imagine Ed as a ghost? What a field day he'd have with his visitations on the ladies...Oh hi Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I say yes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 verdanic culture talks about your soul merging in with the universe. but only once you break free from the reincarnation cycle of birth and death through settleing your karmic debt.... i intend to settle my karmic debt by consolidating it in to one monthly managebale payment through ocean finance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Edit: God, could you imagine Ed as a ghost? What a field day he'd have with his visitations on the ladies...Oh hi Ed Why wait until death. My local swimming bath has a perfectly good spy hole adjacent to the ladies changing room and a wank stool Actually, there is a name for a randy male spirit which eludes me now but some poltergeist hauntings have resulted in sexual abuse. Lets hope i can atleast score in death. WORD OF WARNING: I'll be taking my pound of meat from each and every one of you!!! Lube up eveyone cuz I'm gona get'cha in your nightmares Muh ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Quote from this site "Ghosts often like to masturbate people in public or cemeteries or so I have been told by a psychic paranormal investigator from Florida who tells that this occurs to him twice daily. He told me how a ghost actually performed Felatio on him at a funeral while he was fully dressed" RESULT!!!! wohoo http://socyberty.com/paranormal/what-happens-in-a-sexual-encounter-with-a-real-ghost/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Actually, there is a name for a randy male spirit which eludes me now but some poltergeist hauntings have resulted in sexual abuse. surely only in america though... usually preceded by "bright laits in da ska" and someone attempting to sue someone for something.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Why wait until death. That's an excellent point. My local swimming bath has a perfectly good spy hole adjacent to the ladies changing room and a wank stool So the stool has a name? Of course it does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 ...paranormal investigator from Florida what did i say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CJ Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 ...i intend to settle my karmic debt by consolidating it in to one monthly managebale payment through ocean finance. But don't forget your home may be at risk..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 When we are all standing at the pearly gates the obne with the most toys wins!!!! At the moment it's prob Jamie P !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 When we are all standing at the pearly gates the obne with the most toys wins!!!! At the moment it's prob Jamie P !!! What's an obne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I know a Dr whos saved many lives in his time. hes agreed to leave a side window open for me when he gets through the pealy gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 When we are all standing at the pearly gates the obne with the most toys wins!!!! At the moment it's prob Jamie P !!! we're all doomed. On the plus side, I hear hell is quite nice this time of year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 What's an obne? obne on? Is it like when a man gets sexually excited down stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 obne on? Is it like when a man gets sexually excited down stairs You really do need help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 i died when i was 16 for 2mins 30 secs, i remember nothing:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 obne on? Is it like when a man gets sexually excited down stairs ob one... why would there be a sexually excited jedi knight at the pearly gates?? this thread has veered off on a crazy tangent... despite my RLTC still being set to wet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 i died when i was 16 for 2mins 30 secs, i remember nothing:( what happened Gaz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 ....this thread has veered off on a crazy tangent... I'm amazed it took this long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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