CJ Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 A Red Indian With One Testicle There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone." So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story?..... OH, come on, take a guess! Think about it (You're going to love this!) And the moral is: You can't kill two birds with one stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 LMAO Good joke. btw: nice to see that graphic in your avatar CJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 GROOOOAAAAN!! Actually I loved that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 16, 2005 Author Share Posted May 16, 2005 btw: nice to see that graphic in your avatar CJ. I thought it was time it made a reappearance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 16, 2005 Author Share Posted May 16, 2005 GROOOOAAAAN!! Actually I loved that I love the stupid jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 pmls good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Yawn CJ....sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 I thought it was time it made a reappearance Next meet you buy me a drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 16, 2005 Author Share Posted May 16, 2005 Next meet you buy me a drink! You should have been on royalties eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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