gaz1 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 > Bacon Tree > > Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United > States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down > and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says, "Hey Pepe, do you > smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." > > "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " > > With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there is a tree > loaded with bacon. Raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked > bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pork. > > "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." > > "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." > > "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like > bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." > > And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets within 5 metres, > Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis > drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying > breath. > > "Pepe... go back man. You was right, ees not a bacon tree!" > > "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " > > "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees > > > > Ees > > > > Ees > > > > Ees > > > > Ees a ham bush...." > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 okay...okay... I'll admit to a snigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 You should both be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 you should both be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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markylee Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 i have an allergy to bacon, every time i eat it i come out in a terrible rasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Porky1978 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 It gave me gammon flu. Was swine flu, but the doctor cured me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marcAB10 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Oh dear..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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