Matt H Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I almost dropped the biggest work bollock ever then! It’s dress down in our office, and there’s one particular girl that literally has the nicest pair of love bags you’ve ever seen; perfectly formed and pert. She always wears a tight jumper top on dress down and it just makes them even more unbelievable. Anyway, she walked past about 10mins ago…. We’ve got MS office communicator and I immediately send a message to one of the other lads: ‘Mate, you can forgive ‘xxxx’ for anything on dress down day when those ballistics have a lock-on on you..’ Only, I didn’t send it to him… I fired it over to the girl in question!!!! ARRRHH!!!! I’ve never moved so fast to get over to her computer and close the message down before she had chance to read it!! Phew! That could have been bad! Very bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Does your IM program by any chance... log conversation history? Ours does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Thinking with the wrong head - not one bloke here isn't guilty of that! Shame about the place we're in at the moment - it's like the extras from Cell Block H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Does your IM program by any chance... log conversation history? Ours does. If it does, I think every bloke in our office would be in for a dive!! They call out IM service 'flirt' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 now now matt I think we need a sneakely take picture taken and posted up for proof of the "ballistic capability" of your work colleague! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdistc Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 It’s dress down in our office, and there’s one particular girl that literally has the nicest pair of love bags you’ve ever seen; perfectly formed and pert. She always wears a tight jumper top on dress down and it just makes them even more unbelievable. Pics or ban! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Loaf on her head for proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 At my old Job we had a few offices. the guys in my team use to tell me about the eye pleasers on reception or finanace. I requested sneaky pics....my team delivered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 A sneaky mobile pic of this lady in question is required I think to prove your "love bag" theory You nearly got Busted then!! Not running Sage there by any chance Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Pics - Ok, i'll get her to whip all her cloths of at the same time for you dirty buggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Haha, close call! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csa Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Pics or ban! Could have been a good icebreaker for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 In for the pics....come on Matt, we know you can do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 http://hdforums.com/forum/attachments/softail-models/27572d1234665383-09-heritage-big-radius-big-sucker-fuelpak-help-this-thread-is-useless-without-pichers.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 I like the way this one's turned out! I'd love to whack a pic up of those beautys, but I'd have more chance of getting the pope to get his hollyness out for me! It would be a sight to behold though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Matt I think Hovis is a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I like the way this one's turned out! I'd love to whack a pic up of those beautys, but I'd have more chance of getting the pope to get his hollyness out for me! It would be a sight to behold though..... Right then you my friend need to print this out & hand this to her... Hello Pretty Lady, Our friend (Matt H) has been going on about your knockers, his description alone has made 99% of the men... and women water at the mouth & moisture... in the hands. Although you may find this unsettling, think of it from a more optimistic view, in the sense you must have been gifted with something so beautiful it would be cruel not to share. You should be proud of your assets as they have achieved a number of things over the years, though right now we have a number of people who are deprived, almost starved on this forum of natural beauty... think of it as charity. Yours Sincerely Abz (I'll show you my Abs if you want) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 should of left it , you never know , and then your dreams become reality , and we all can then see them , resend the message now , at least the rest of the day will be interesting for you , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know two people who got fired for sending messages about their boss to their boss. I honestly don't know how people do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I know two people who got fired for sending messages about their boss to their boss. I honestly don't know how people do it Funny though, isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 should of left it , you never know , and then your dreams become reality , and we all can then see them , resend the message now , at least the rest of the day will be interesting for you , yep ha ha some girls would like it as well. Girls are just as dirty as blokes....worse most of the time. It might get her all hot and flustered knowing that your looking at her in that way. Or on the downside she might think you are a complete sleeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Funny though, isn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Girls are just as dirty as blokes....worse most of the time. Damn right, most of them are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Least she'll of been able to kill the office rumour that your Gay but it will never end the rumour on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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