Hoppy Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Ok here goes: 2 men in airport bump into each other, 1st man says "Can't see my wife?" 2nd man replies "Can't find mine either, what does yours look like?" 1st man "she's 5-10, blonde, big nipples, wearing a mini skirt, stockings, hi heels & a boob tube. What's ur's look like?" 2nd man replies "F**k her, we'll look for yours"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonT Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Gave me a little chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmonkey Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash Rendar Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 That was pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoppy Posted January 30, 2010 Author Share Posted January 30, 2010 One more?? Kids know far too much these days. Today in the doctors waiting room, i saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls, immitating the doggy position. I bent down & told her, "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that". She replied, "I don't think so, he's doing her up the arse"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Ok here goes: 2 men in airport bump into each other, 1st man says "Can't see my wife?" 2nd man replies "Can't find mine either, what does yours look like?" 1st man "she's 5-10, blonde, big nipples, wearing a mini skirt, stockings, hi heels & a boob tube. What's ur's look like?" 2nd man replies "F**k her, we'll look for yours"! That was slightly amusing, but I'm waiting to see if they ever found the second wife.. I bet it wasn't funny for her to be stuck in the Airport.. Oh won't anyone think of the Children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadeS Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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