Football

[MaveriK]

Being football fans you might like this.

Written by a QPR fan

other than the generally offensive, some wise words -

the sad truth:

I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win

at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**tunder the

likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier

and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just

properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City

breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money.

It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the

charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17,

playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after

about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening

about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change

but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton

still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue

is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being

England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had

nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for

the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away

all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.

And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the

keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards

it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing

behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the

back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than

pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I

hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate

that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers

real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this

post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or

Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing

because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping

on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung

in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest

thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.

They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.

Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in

their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's

autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they

start.

[Kopite]

Good article

 

This is why i hate football quite a lot at the minute....One of the biggest divers in PL history and unable to take any responsibility

 

"Cristiano Ronaldo has blasted rival players who dive in order to con referees, claiming it makes him "really angry".

 

The Real Madrid forward was sent off for the second time this season on Sunday for catching Malaga full-back Patrick Mtiliga in the face with his elbow. However, Ronaldo insisted that it was his efforts to stay on his feet that led to him inadvertently fracturing Mtiliga's nose, sidelining the defender for three weeks.

Ronaldo gained a reputation for going to ground easily during his early years at Manchester United. The former FIFA world player of the year believes the Premier League toughened him up during his six-year spell in England, but he is now suffering for it by not hitting the deck as easily as some of his counterparts in La Liga.

Ronaldo said: "It was a shameful decision to send me off for that because all I was doing was trying was to hold the player off and it's because I was educated not to dive and cheat in England.

"I was just a kid when I arrived at United and in the Premier League I was taught that trying to con the referee and play-acting are not acceptable.

"Now I get really angry when I see other players cheating."

The Portugal international, who joined Real for a world record £80 million fee last summer, also claimed he would not have hit Mtiliga had the defender been taller.

"It's not my fault," he added. "He's a little guy, about 5ft 7in, and that meant I caught his nose by accident.

"It makes me furious that the ref sent me off for that - even if TV showed his nose bleeding a little bit."

[LOF7Y]

that QPR fan really had a bee in his bonnet!

 

but have to admit it made me laugh lol

[TopgunTT]

Better remove his shoe laces looking at the score with them against Forest