CJ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena . 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". I'm here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Tenuous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I'm here all week Is nothing sacred.... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=153553&highlight=giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Dear god.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Well that could have been shortened down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexJames Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 dude.. that joke was a bag of balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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