CJ Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 True Friendship Are you tired of those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you're sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the sh*te who made you sad.. 2. When you're blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you're thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get, until you're NOT. 5. When you're worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING! 6. When you're confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7. When you're sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you've got. 8. When you fall, I will laugh my head off at you, you clumsy a*se, .......but I'll help you up. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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